This time baby I'll be bulletproof

|Niyo|21|Germany|semi-professional photographer|bartender|assassin|some weird mix of a gaming/humor-blog|Connor is my wolf brother|Mary Read is my pirate sister

knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

mongoliantiger:

Connor and Ziio wearing Tarzan-ish clothes.

oknope:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

u forgot these:

  • perfect hair
  • free clam bra
  • u get to lure man

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

kingcheddarxvii:

He’s here

viwan themes